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Frequently Asked Questions
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Q: What exactly is it that you do? A: Zendot 3D is the alternative to boring greeting cards and inane gifts! How many times have you been browsing through greeting cards and thought “Who writes this crap?” Yeah, us too. Or conversely, how many times have you sent the ubiquitous fruit basket to a coworker, only to shockingly discover that FRUIT IS AVAILABLE AT EVERY SUPERMARKET! Given these universal experiences, we were forced to create Zendot 3D. Our mission is to re-introduce PLAY and FUN of the non-vanilla variety into people’s lives. Remember when you were a kid and you passed notes in class with purple hearts and red doodles all over them? That’s pretty much the level we’re stuck at. And we like it. For the concrete sequential, what we do is send wacked-out items with personalized greetings through the mail, sans box. They are FUN to give AND receive! We send almost anything through the mail with a personalized message – beach balls, messages in a bottle, gadgets, trinkets, panties, large ears – you name it. Our gifts and greetings arrive naked in the mail – in their pure 3D form. No more lame greeting cards. No more Precious Moments figurines tied up in bubble wrap, peanuts and packaging. Ever. Ever. Q: I have an idea….can you do it? A: We LOVE ideas! Sick, twisted, irreverent and yep, even lovely and sweet. And we’ve used plenty of our customer’s own ideas. For example, one woman couldn’t tell her boyfriend to “beat it” face to face. So off went the beet in the mail bearing its own unique message. We also have products, like our Canned Fun products, where you choose what to send. Need ideas? Call us….we’d love to hear about what you want to say and can make suggestions to make your greeting uniquely you. Q: How do you do dat? Does the Post Office allow this? A: Listen, don’t try this at home. We are professionals with professional mailing expertise trained by professional experts with special professional permits. You have no idea what we went through to get the required license from the U-nited States P.O. to do this. First there were forms; then more forms and more forms. Then came the interviews, the background checks, the fingerprinting, the retinal scans, the certifications, the double secret swear. A few of us are still in therapy. Q: This sounds perfect for my company. Can you do large corporate mailings? A: Yup, we sure can! Got big news or want to do a company treasure hunt? Send them a message or a clue in a bottle. We can help your company “move forward” and “think outside the box” by sending “bleeding edge” greetings to eliminate logo pen and mouse pad “pain points.” Sorry! We had a flashback to the corporate world. Translation: Forget the company mouse pads and logo pen gifts. We can help your company be the hip company it is by sending one-of-a-kind corporate gifts. Hoo-yah! Q: Do Zendot 3D greetings come in a box? A: NO, NO, NO! We don’t mean to yell… but we do not use boxes, packaging or traditional mailing gear. The lovely 3D item goes naked in all its ‘ness’ right to the lucky recipient! As of this date, everything we’ve sent has arrived unscathed. That being said, let us contradict ourselves. There is the rare occasion when we’ve used boxes at the request of customers – boxes like paint cans, half-gallon ice cream containers, a box of Girl Scout cookies (don’t ask). It depends on what you want. Q: What’s this you say about shipping and handling? A: For each item shipped, there is a $3.00 shipping and handling fee. The postage rates are increasing soon – enjoy the $3.00 while you can! Q: How do I make this personal? A: We offer suggestions for your greeting on the product information screen, but we encourage you to create your own. Simply type in what you want your message to say in the “Personalized Message Box.” Don’t forget your name, unless you wish to remain incognito. Q: Everything you’ve always wanted to know about requested delivery dates. A: All items are sent 1st class. Your item begins its trip in Cleveland, OH – keep this location in mind when you are requesting specific delivery dates. We have not yet found a way to breach the space-time continuum, but we’ll keep you posted. If you are delivering a greeting to someone in a dorm at a college/university, please allot extra time for delivery. Most postal items go to a central sorting area on campus before being delivered to the dorm. Sometimes these central sorting areas can be, how do we say it? Slow. Q: How will I know my greeting got there all right? A: There are special instructions on each Zendot3D mailing called “seal the deal.” Recipient must phone a secret # and verify mission delivery. Plus, your proud new owner of a Z3D gift will ultimately be so excited they will send a delighted (flabbergasted, bewildered, baffled) thank you call to you for sending something so fun/cool/unique/dirty/bizarre/politically incorrect on your behalf! You will become legendary and be invited to all the coolest parties. |
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