At the core of Zendot, Inc. are the values of PLAY and FUN. We live in an overly stressed out culture and feel strongly that a whole lot of us are missing the requisite zaniness in our lives. None of the content on our site is meant to insult, abrade, deprive, denigrate, abase, belittle, bemean, debauch, declass, demote, depose, deprave, derogate, deteriorate, detract, diminish, disbar, discredit, disgrace, dishonor, disparage, downgrade, impair, injure or lessen any individual, group or class of people. Sometimes we take a poke, but it’s a poke with one of those big spongy fingers. C’mon! It doesn’t hurt! Take it like a man or we’ll poke ya again, ya big lug! And we take pokes back, but we’ll probably put gum in your hair if you try it.

If anyone has a serious complaint about anything on our site, please contact ringleader@zendot3d.com. That way, you’ll know the person who receives your email really does care and will listen. J

We are committed to maintaining your privacy. We collect and store the information you share with us (name, address, credit card and phone numbers) in a secure file and this information is used for ordering purposes only, or for any type of communication to you that you willingly sign up for (e.g. newsletters, etc).

Because in our kooky line of business, we often have to send very personal things to, uh, very personal others, we double secret swear that we will never rat you out to others.  We will not give out customer names, who sent what to whom, etc. to anyone who contacts us with such an inquiry.

Additionally, we do not and will not, ever, ever, every, sell or trade any piece of your personal information to anyone, unless the price is right. HA! We kid, we kid. Many of us here at Zendot have a personal vendetta against spam and against websites collecting information from personal computers against your wishes; therefore, we solemnly promise you that your information will never be traded or sold to anyone – we promise.